When the Birmingham-reared comedy legend who agrees to talk about the new rendition of his holiday movie classic suddenly begins trending on Twitter the night before, itβs almost impossible not to fear the worst these days. After all, weβre not getting any younger.
Worry not. Tim Allen, weβre pleased to report, is alive, well, enthused to discuss his six-part spinoff The Santa Clauses streaming on Disney+ beginning Nov. 16β¦and a bit bewildered.
βWhat did I do now?β he asks by phone from Los Angeles, genuinely unaware. βNo, I didnβt know I blew up Twitter. What did I do?β
What he did was to ask a seemingly innocent (and hopefully humorous) question about the βwokeβ generation that prides itself on being actively aware of important societal issues, especially those regarding race and social justice. Allen wrote on Oct. 18:
βWho is the face of woke. Do wokees have a club house in someoneβs backyard or maybe a cute yet safe playpen somewhere?ββ
That seemingly lighthearted inquiry generated nearly 60,000 likes and 21,000 replies. Most of them quite unpleasant.
βIt was a philosophical inquiry,β he maintains. βAnd then I did a comedy bit. I was listening to (former President) Barack Obama the other day use the word βbuzzkillsβ about his own party (on the ββ podcast) and say weβre getting tired of walking on eggshells. So when he said that I went, βOh! So maybe we can turn this light around. What is βwoke?ββ
A disturbing number of Twitter respondents quickly found access to and attached Allenβs mugshot from his 1978 arrest for drug trafficking cocaine, leading to his spending two years and four months in a federal prison, with their replies. βCanβt really say who is the face of woke,β one wrote, βbut we know the face of coke.β
Sadly, the disparaging remarks donβt surprise him. βImmediately people go back to that prison sentence I got involved in back when I was like 26,β says Allen, 69. βI donβt ever respond to anybody, but I always wonder.β
βAs far as I understand it, the way it works in this country is you do your time, and then youβre done. You donβt keep being punished for the crime you already committed. Iβve been sober, without drugs or alcohol in my system, for almost 25 years, Iβve gone and raised a family and Iβm past all that. But they keep reminding me of that prison picture.β
So much so that Allen, owner of two of the most successful sitcoms in modern TV history with Home Improvement and Last Man Standing, has begun using the mugshot to promote his ongoing standup comedy tour. βSo weβre all aware of that,β he cracks.
For the moment, heβd prefer everyone be aware of , which plays out in six chapters (he doesnβt like the word βepisodesβ) beginning in November. What could possibly convince him to put on the character of jolly olβ Scott Calvin, the toy salesman who reluctantly assumes the role of Santa after the Big Guy falls off his roof, 16 years after the release of the last big-screen sequel, ?
The script, he says.
And while heβs hesitant to admit it, Allen suspects the Disney+ edition may be at least the equal of any of its widescreen predecessors.
βNumber three was arguably overproduced, in my opinion,β he reflects. βTwo (the sequel released in 2002) was the frickinβ best, because we had more money, more time, and it was really well-scripted. Three just had too many loose ends. So, when Dana Walden (chairman of Disney General Entertainment Content) got ahold of me and asked, βWould you be interested in rebooting Santa Clause?β it came out of the blue. But I said I was interested because she was the supporter of Last Man Standing who got it moved from ABC to FOX, just a terrific boss.β
But ho-ho-hold on, not so fast. βI told her, βFirst youβve got to find a script,ββ Allen remembers. βShe goes, βHow about more of a streaming situation?β I went, βOh, boy. The joke was, itβs a movie to get me interested, itβs a TV show to get me paid.β
Allen asked to see the first, third and last scripts before he would commit. βChapter One took a while to get right and kept changing, because Iβm literally the only one left who knew about Santaβs history and Iβve always had some questions.β
βWhy didnβt the elves seem bothered by some guy who shows up at the North Pole? What happened to the guy who slipped off the roof? And why didnβt Mrs. Claus notice? Well, they answered all those questions, and they did it in a very clever way. And I kept telling the writers, βIt is a βChrist-massβ movie, His birthday, so youβre going to have to mention Jesus at some point.β They stretched themselves and came out with a wonderful thing.β
The basic premise is that Calvin, at 65, realizes he canβt be Santa forever and begins auditioning replacements for his job. (You may already have seen Payton Manning in the promo clips.) Stagecraft and technological advancements since Santa Clause 3 cut Allenβs time in the makeup chair in half, from four to two hours daily.
βI love lighting, sound, and staging,β he says. βEverything about them is our gift to the audience. Thatβs all we do this for. It isnβt for us. And we got a great group that pushed the envelope. The colors, the backgrounds, the costumes, theyβre brilliant.β
To top it all, The Santa Clauses gave Allen a surprise gift he never saw coming: the chance to perform opposite his youngest daughter, 12-year-old Elizabeth Allen-Dick, in her acting debut.
βMy plan was to surprise her with an offer to be an elf in the background,β says Allen, who also serves as an executive producer of the miniseries. βIβm not a nepotistic type of person, people earn their positions, but I just asked if she could run past and wave at me. They said yes, but she should read for the part. I didnβt plan for her to say anything, but they explained even if she just says, βHi, Santa,β she would have to read for SAG (the Screen Actors Guild).β
Genetics took over. The more she read, the more impressed casting directors, producers, and Disney executives became. Against Allenβs better judgment, Elizabeth ultimately won the role of Scott Calvinβs youngest daughter, Sandra Claus.
βSheβs in school, I didnβt think she had time for this,β says Allen, βand part of me doesnβt want her in show business. But when I heard her, I went, βDamn!β It came out of nowhere, and she got all the gags. The other part is, itβs a magic moment to play a scene with your kid.
βI canβt describe the emotions,β he reflects. βThereβs one scene, outdoors at the North Pole, that chokes me up. She says, βIβm scared.β I hug her and say, βIβm scared, too. But I will be much happier if I could be scared with you.β Itβs a life-changing event. Itβs already happened, but I still think about it every day.β
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